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Elevator Jokes I rode the elevator to the eleventh floor, and as I got out, the operator said "Have a good day, son" "Don't call me son," I said. Apologetically, he said, "If your heart is as soft as your breasts you will forgive me.

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A man and a woman meet in the elevator of a high rise office building. Elevators speak to me on so many different levels.

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I guess Riding on an elevator is an uplifting experience. Apologetically, he said, "If your heart is as soft as your breasts you will forgive me. Take some steps to avoid them. To get to the right floor.

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Going down on the elevator I just started a new job as an elevator operator It has its ups and downs This joke may contain profanity. Same shit, different story This joke may contain profanity. He stretches his huge arms around the elevator and he says: - Hi.

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He wanted to be more than what he was, but nobody would hire a shit-head. How do you get over a fear of elevators?

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One woman turns to the other and say "We should have given him Head and Shoulders? The lady next to him shuffles a little bit and replies "Sorry, I didn't realize I was crowding you. What did one elevator say to another elevator? But when we got there, we found that someone had switched around the elevator buttons! He tells her that he is able to donate every day I wanted to take my lunch to the next level This joke may contain profanity.

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So, after his vacation has ended, he gets into the elevator with h Because it lifts their spirits. Why did the sad little boy bring a ghost into the elevator?

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They go into the Empire State Building. Try them on your friend or just get a good chuckle for a few minutes.

What did one elevator. It was wrong on so many levels. The second time let me down.

Joke: What did one elevator say to the other elevator?. My sister always prefers taking the stairs, but I love taking the elevator.